18 - wild child ☮
  • seeminglydeepstatement:

    somefantasticallies:

    vivalatrench:

    mrsugarpink:

    rapewhistled:

    followmehome:

    It’s not “bacon,” it’s a pig.

    It’s not “veal,” it’s a calf.

    It’s not “steak,” it’s a cow.

    It’s not “meat,” it’s an animal…

    its not “fruit”, its dividing cells that accumulate fructose…

    it’s not delivery. it’s digiorno.

    It’s not a scene, it’s a god damn arms race

    It’s not “levioSA”, it’s “leviOsa”

    Maybe it’s Maybelline 

    (via lokistoletheskittles)

  • breakinq:

    following back tons

  • breakinq:

    following back tons

    (Source: everythingrelatable.com)

  • emaciatinq:

    boys who moan during sex make it 500% better

    (Source: sweatergoblin, via freelovemovement)

  • sex-thrill:

    my blog will make you horny ;)

    (via breakinq)

  • annulet:

    pomfette:

    i just witnessed a 12 year old punch another 12 year old for the chance to see breasts. and not just a light tap. this was a sucker punch. if these kids arent smart enough to google “hot girl tity” they arent smart enough to fake the sound of skin hitting skin. i have found my true calling. i am not going to heaven

    UR FACE THOUGH IM LAUGHING TREMENDOUSLY 

    (via taggedlazy)

  • deucebasket:

    I saw a bunch of ants carrying around a potato chip this morning and it made me wish I had a bunch of friends and a really huge potato chip

    (via taggedlazy)

  • slayboybunny:

    one time I went to a gamestop and as I walked in the employee was like “cooking mama is over there!” and snickered with his friend and I was so pissed because 1) I was there to pick up diablo III and 2) cooking mama is an excellent game not an insult to fling at women when u feel like being a misogynist. anyway I hate nerds

    (Source: slayboobunny, via taggedlazy)

  • burgerkid:

    could you please hold this for a second *hands you my problems and runs away*

    (via taggedlazy)